WHAT THE FUCK IS TROLLPLAY, YOU ASK ME? WHY DON'T YOU STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, DUMBASS.
THREE WORDS: RANDOM. FUCKING. CHATS.
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A SAD LONELY NERD, AND NOW YOU CAN WASTE YOUR EMPTY LIFE ROLEPLAYING ONLINE WITH OTHER TROLLS, OR HUMANS, OR MUSCLEBEASTS, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HAPPENS TO ROLL OUT OF YOUR FEVERED, SWEATY IMAGINATION ON THIS PARTICULAR NIGHT.
IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO SCROUNGE UP ENOUGH PHYSICAL COORDINATION TO CLICK THAT BIG RED BUTTON WITH YOUR CLAMMY HANDS, YOU'LL BE INSTANTLY CONNECTED TO ANOTHER TOTAL SOCIAL FAILURE, RANDOMLY SELECTED AND PRESENTED ANONYMOUSLY TO SAVE YOU BOTH THE CRIPPLING SHAME OF PERSONAL JUDGEMENT.
YOU CAN EVEN SAVE A LOG OF YOUR DEPRESSINGLY AWKWARD CONVERSATION TO SHARE WITH OTHER FREAKS TOO AWFUL TO EVEN TRY SOMETHING THIS CONFRONTATIONAL. HOLY FUCK, DO YOU HAVE ANY SHAME?
NO? THEN CLICK AWAY, FUCKASS, AND STOP WASTING MY GODDAMN BREATH.
Trollplay is a chat client that randomly and anonymously matches you up with Homestuck RPers. Crossovers are welcome.
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, the Trollian head, and all related content, imagery, etc. are copyright Andrew Hussie.
